I can't believe that Benny can say such symbolically racist things as a political candidate.
|Benny Napoleon: Symbolic Racist|
I guess that makes me a symbolic racist too.
UPDATE: I've been informed that since Benny has some melanin, he is incapable of being racist, symbolically or otherwise. Only those without significant levels of melanin can be racist. How this theory isn't racist itself, has yet to be explained.
UPDATE II: Mike Duggan has won the mayoral race. Good luck, Mike. Hopefully you can help turn around Detroit.
UPDATE III: Mike Duggan stated that his first priority is reducing response times for emergency calls. Well Benny, it seems like Mr. Duggan has the right idea. Response times for priority one calls is now averaging 11 minutes. Let's see what happens in six months.