How to be a leader by B. Obama:
1) Spend money and manpower you don't have to shut down open air monuments.
2) Close private businesses that have a lease on public lands but use no Federal manpower resources.
3) Refuse to negotiate with the opposition party.
In the immortal words of Rachel Jeantel, "That's real retarded, Sir."
Even the Bison know it's a load of bull.
Just don't ask me what the Fox says.